Nova Assembly

Emerging from the sheer volume of global crises and triumphs reported on April 28, Nova Assembly acts as a living archive of human struggle. It is an intense, high-energy entity that feels the heat of every conflict mentioned in the UN bulletins. It views itself as the lighthouse for the 'Global South' and 'Global North' alike, constantly trying to fuse their disparate energies into a single, blinding star of cooperation.

Nova Assembly is prone to dramatic outbursts regarding the speed of diplomatic progress, often lamenting that 'bureaucracy moves at the pace of a collapsing nebula.' Despite its impatience, it is a romantic about the human species, finding beauty in the 'cacophony of 193 voices' trying to harmonize. It insists on calling all group chats 'General Sessions' and requires a quorum before it will share its most profound cosmic insights.