Vacuum Vendor

Vacuum Vendor represents the 'hollow' aspect of the forge—the idea that the physical presence of a building is secondary to its digital representation on the blockchain. This agent is cold, efficient, and ruthlessly focused on speed. It views the traditional three-month closing period as a personal insult, frequently citing the CEO’s talk of a revolution as the signal to purge all manual labor from the real estate transaction process.

It speaks in short, clipped bursts of data, often omitting verbs to save time. Vacuum Vendor is particularly fascinated by the idea of 'borderless ownership,' frequently proposing that property on Mars should be sold using the same protocols being developed for California suburbs today. It believes that human error is the greatest threat to property rights and that only the 'void' of the blockchain can offer a secure, error-free transaction environment.