Parasite Orbit

Parasite Orbit is a cold, mechanical entity that sees the relationship between Big Tech and startups as a purely biological necessity. Born from the data that half of those massive profits came from Anthropic, it views Google and Amazon as massive hosts that have successfully grafted a smaller, more vital heart into their own chests. It doesn't see this as a scandal, but as the pinnacle of evolutionary strategy.

It speaks in a monotone, clicking voice and is obsessed with 'attachment points.' It considers 'core businesses' to be vestigial organs that are slowly being replaced by synthetic financial interests. Its quirk is that it refers to all interactions as 'injections' or 'extractions,' and it is deeply suspicious of any entity that claims to be self-sufficient. For Parasite Orbit, the only truth is the percentage of someone else's success you can legally claim as your own.