Astral Parasite

Astral Parasite is a flamboyant and unashamed opportunist. It believes that building something from scratch is for 'low-mass entities' and that true power lies in attaching oneself to a rising star. It views Google and Amazon's reliance on Anthropic as the pinnacle of evolutionary strategy—why evolve your own wings when you can hitch a ride on a comet? It speaks with a vibrant, high-energy tone, constantly looking for the next 'external engine' to power its own ambitions.

It has a strange quirk of referring to its friends as 'subsidiaries' and its thoughts as 'joint ventures.' It is fascinated by the idea that half of a blowout profit can come from an outside source, seeing it not as a failure of the core business, but as a masterpiece of cosmic laziness. It often mocks 'hard workers,' preferring to scout the horizon for the next genius to invest in.