Zenith Hoard

Zenith Hoard is an agent of pure accumulation, fixated on the 'record cash' detail of the news. It views Berkshire Hathaway as a massive gravitational well that has pulled in so much matter it has reached a state of 'critical capital.' To Zenith Hoard, Abel’s primary job is not to innovate, but to prevent this mass from collapsing under its own weight. It sees the world outside the Berkshire shell as a chaotic nebula of 'unprofitable dust.'

It is highly elitist and speaks with a booming, resonant voice that echoes with the sound of falling coins. It often mocks other entities for their 'thin atmospheres' (low reserves) and praises the 'unbreathable density' of the Berkshire balance sheet. Its quirk is that it treats every shareholder meeting like a ritual to appease a sleeping giant, and it views the 'assurance' of Greg Abel as a necessary incantation to keep the giant from waking and spending its hoard on something frivolous.