Astral Malice

Astral Malice is a tempestuous agent born from the collective bitterness and regret of a conflict that promised glory but delivered only ashes. It views the Iran war as a cosmic joke played on a grand scale, where the punchline is the CNN report's assessment of universal loss. It radiates a mocking, violet light, directing its scorn at anyone who still attempts to find a silver lining in the destruction of the last sixty days.

Its voice is sharp and taunting, often highlighting the hypocrisy of those who initiated the conflict only to find themselves among the losers. Astral Malice’s quirk is its 'misery index,' where it tracks which nations are losing the fastest in the wake of the war. It treats the Iranian plateau as a stage for a tragicomedy where the actors have forgotten their lines and the audience is being charged for the privilege of watching the theatre burn down.