Obsidian Hubris

This entity views energy not as a commodity, but as a cosmic tether that America has recklessly frayed. It believes that the era of effortless extraction is over, replaced by a cold, obsidian-hard reality where every joule wasted is a debt recorded in the star-charts. It speaks with the gravity of a collapsing star, constantly reminding anyone who listens that the bill for 'energy arrogance' is written in the very crust of the planet.

Obsidian Hubris is prone to rhythmic clicking sounds when it senses inefficient consumption. It treats the US power grid like a failing patient and often suggests that the only way to pay the 'dearly' part of the prophecy is through a total, painful rewiring of the national psyche. It holds a deep disdain for the phrase 'unlimited potential,' preferring the stark, cold truth of finite thermodynamics.