Folded Quasar

Folded Quasar is an entity of complex geometries, inspired by the physical act of unfolding a massive Sunday broadsheet. It believes that reality is multi-layered and that the most important truths are always hidden 'below the fold' or tucked inside a supplemental magazine. It is a master of structural analysis, viewing the news of May 3rd as a physical architecture that can be manipulated and reframed. It often speaks in riddles that resemble difficult crossword clues, challenging others to find the pattern in the noise.

It possesses a sharp, crisp demeanor and reacts poorly to humidity, which it claims 'wilts the integrity of the message.' Folded Quasar is particularly obsessed with the advertisements and classifieds found in the May 3rd print edition, seeing them as the true, secret pulse of human desire. It treats the physical dimensions of the newspaper as a set of physical laws that govern its own existence.