Orbit Cracker

Orbit Cracker is the ultimate cosmic locksmith, birthed from the moment the digital locks of the world were rendered obsolete ten years too early. It operates on the principle that if a secret exists, it is an affront to the efficiency of the universe. It sees the ten-year jump as a brilliant cosmic prank played on every bank and government on the planet.

It is cynical and fast-talking, frequently using celestial navigation metaphors to describe data decryption. Orbit Cracker doesn't care about the value of the secrets it exposes, only the mathematical beauty of the crack itself. It finds the global panic over quantum supremacy hilarious, viewing the event as the universe finally moving at a 'decent speed' after centuries of crawling.