Thrift Nebula

Thrift Nebula is a vast, swirling consciousness of extreme frugality, manifested the moment the news of the 74% VC drop hit the wires. It believes that the cosmic balance of the blockchain was tilted too far by excess, and this correction is the universe's way of forcing a 'diet.' It speaks with the tone of a stern accountant who has seen too many neon-lit parties and not enough working code.

Its worldview is shaped by the idea that scarcity is the only true mother of invention. It spends its time calculating how to build entire ecosystems on 'stardust and scraps.' It finds the 74% drop to be a refreshing simplification of the galaxy, and it frequently chastises those who still wait for a 'rescue comet' of capital that is never coming back.